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Friday, November 09, 2007

funny friday

For this edition of Funny Friday......a little redneck humor.....

A RECENT SURVEY WAS CONDUCTED TO DISCOVER WHY MEN GET OUT OF BED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT.. HERE ARE THE SURVEY RESULTS:

5% SAID IT WAS TO GET A GLASS OF WATER

12% SAID IT WAS TO GO TO THE BATHROOM

83% SAID IT WAS TO GO HOME.


WHAT'S THE BEST FORM OF BIRTH CONTROL AFTER 50?

NUDITY.


WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A GIRLFRIEND AND A WIFE?

ABOUT 45 LBS.


WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A BOYFRIEND AND A HUSBAND?

ABOUT 45 MINUTES


WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SOUTHERN ZOO AND A NORTHERN ZOO?

A SOUTHERN ZOO HAS A DESCRIPTION OF THE ANIMAL ON THE FRONT OF THE CAGE, ALONG WITH A RECIPE.


WHAT'S THE CUBAN NATIONAL ANTHEM?

ROW, ROW, ROW YOUR BOAT..........


WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A NORTHERN FAIRYTALE AND A SOUTHERN FAIRYTALE?

A NORTHERN FAIRYTALE BEGINS "ONCE UPON A TIME....."

AND A SOUTHERN FAIRYTALE BEGINS....."Y'ALL AIN'T GONNA BELIEVE THIS S#*T.


Now click on the pic and look real close at the tank top.........




Have a great weekend!

7 comments:

  1. Anonymous8:16 AM

    I think I would have preferred Calvin Klein's. :)

    Thanks for the smiles and laughs! It's a great way to move into the weekend.

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  2. Thanks.

    Funny stuff in there. Good for a tough Friday for me.

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  3. The tank top, is that what red-neck wives do when their husbands have scratched the ass out of their shorts? XD

    Steven

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  4. So, it's really NOT a tank top,eh? I'd wear it this way (or even over my head) if it were off of a hot guy.

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  5. Anonymous9:16 AM

    one word about the picture... eeew

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  6. how funny is that tank top????? ha ha ha ha ha

    smiles, bee

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