A RECENT SURVEY WAS CONDUCTED TO DISCOVER WHY MEN GET OUT OF BED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT.. HERE ARE THE SURVEY RESULTS:
5% SAID IT WAS TO GET A GLASS OF WATER
12% SAID IT WAS TO GO TO THE BATHROOM
83% SAID IT WAS TO GO HOME.
WHAT'S THE BEST FORM OF BIRTH CONTROL AFTER 50?
NUDITY.
WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A GIRLFRIEND AND A WIFE?
ABOUT 45 LBS.
WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A BOYFRIEND AND A HUSBAND?
ABOUT 45 MINUTES
WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SOUTHERN ZOO AND A NORTHERN ZOO?
A SOUTHERN ZOO HAS A DESCRIPTION OF THE ANIMAL ON THE FRONT OF THE CAGE, ALONG WITH A RECIPE.
WHAT'S THE CUBAN NATIONAL ANTHEM?
ROW, ROW, ROW YOUR BOAT..........
WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A NORTHERN FAIRYTALE AND A SOUTHERN FAIRYTALE?
A NORTHERN FAIRYTALE BEGINS "ONCE UPON A TIME....."
AND A SOUTHERN FAIRYTALE BEGINS....."Y'ALL AIN'T GONNA BELIEVE THIS S#*T.
Now click on the pic and look real close at the tank top.........
Have a great weekend!
I think I would have preferred Calvin Klein's. :)
ReplyDeleteThanks for the smiles and laughs! It's a great way to move into the weekend.
Thanks.
ReplyDeleteFunny stuff in there. Good for a tough Friday for me.
The tank top, is that what red-neck wives do when their husbands have scratched the ass out of their shorts? XD
ReplyDeleteSteven
Too Funny!!
ReplyDeleteSo, it's really NOT a tank top,eh? I'd wear it this way (or even over my head) if it were off of a hot guy.
ReplyDeleteone word about the picture... eeew
ReplyDeletehow funny is that tank top????? ha ha ha ha ha
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