So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an ad for "Bear Removers."
He calls the number, and the bear remover says he'll be over in 30 minutes.
The bear remover arrives, and gets out of his van.
He's got a ladder,
a baseball bat,
a shotgun,
and a mean old pit bull.
"What are you going to do," the homeowner asks?
"I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, then I'm going to go up there and knock the bear off the roof with this baseball bat. When the bear falls off, the pit bull is trained to grab his testicles and not let go. The bear will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in the back of the van."
He hands the shotgun to the homeowner.
"What's the shotgun for?" asks the homeowner.
"If the bear knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog!
Have a great weekend!
Once again the joke was good, but that cartoon was SO FUN-NY! LMAO!
ReplyDelete(But *a-hem* of course I really did not get the reference.)
Wayne, your Friday is indeed funny!! The dancing still didn't work for me...I think it must be my browser. Don't worry I'm sure it's working. :(
ReplyDeleteLOL! *hugs*
ReplyDeleteHave a great weekend, too! :)
*hugs*
Sis
Merry Christmas Wayne! You have some of the best jokes and cartoons here on Fridays!
ReplyDeleteI hope you and Craig have a wonderful Christmas and New Year!
Your friend,
Steven
Wayne Merry Christmas to you and yours. I hope your not too cold way up yonder. It's actually freezing here this morning. :)
ReplyDeleteAlso, your such a neat cook. You look well organized.