funny friday

Work has been fairly uneventful. Which is good. So not much to say. So on with our ff......

Murphy's Lesser Known Laws........

The things that come to those who wait will be the scraggly junk left by those who got there first.
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The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
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The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
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Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
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And my personal favorite....
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
tee hee hee....

Have a great weekend!