So on with our ff........
Some things I wonder about....
IF MAN EVOLVED FROM MONKEYS AND APES, WHY DO WE STILL HAVE MONKEYS AND APES?
THE MAIN REASON THAT SANTA IS SO JOLLY IS BECAUSE HE KNOWS WHERE ALL THE BAD GIRLS LIVE.
I WENT TO A BOOKSTORE AND ASKED THE SALESWOMAN, 'WHERE'S THE SELF-HELP SECTION?' SHE SAID IF SHE TOLD ME, IT WOULD DEFEAT THE PURPOSE.
WHOSE CRUEL IDEA WAS IT FOR THE WORD 'LISP' TO HAVE an 'S' IN IT?
IF A DEAF PERSON SIGNS SWEAR WORDS, DOES HIS MOTHER WASH HIS HANDS WITH SOAP?
IF SOMEONE WITH MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES THREATENS TO KILL HIMSELF, IS IT CONSIDERED A HOSTAGE SITUATION?
IS THERE ANOTHER WORD FOR SYNONYM?
and finally -
WHY ARE HEMORRHOIDS CALLED 'HEMORRHOIDS' INSTEAD OF 'ASSTEROIDS'?
Those are pretty good, haha. :)
ReplyDeleteAnd that picture is pretty. :)
*hugs*
Sis
What a stunning Picture Wayne...& Hello...Long time since I visited I know...Slack of me...:(
ReplyDeleteI have my own Gardening/Photo Blog Now! it will be my main blog from now forward!
http://shaneysgarden.blogspot.com/
Hope you are both well and enjoying the cooler months unlike here...:P
Well, then we'd have Preparation A instead of, you know...
ReplyDeleteThe santa one was funny but then I loled at the self help one.
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