Thursday, January 04, 2007

Mom's home



This is my last post of a very lucky lady, my Mom.
She is now back home and happy to be there. She's doing extremely well and expects to go back to work in a couple of weeks.
Oh, and she's getting frisky, if you know what I mean. So any of you lurkers out there waiting for you chance at this lovely lady, the time is now! But first, if you want her phone number, you're gonna need to send me some background info on yourself. She might not be too picky, ( she says she's not gettin any younger) but I'm not gonna let any Tom, little Dick or Harry show up with out knowing he's;
  1. A non smoker.
  2. Not secretly married.
  3. Financially secure.
  4. Reasonably good looking.
  5. Likes to buy her pretty baubles, and take her places.
  6. And is physicaly equipped to satisfy her needs.

So, e-mail me with all the proper documentation, a nice hand written letter why your mister right, and picture proof of you physical credentials, and her phone number is yours!

Good Luck!

10 comments:

  1. Back to work??? Wow, that is great she is doing so well. Now if I just could find one of my straight friends to match her up with, is there a commission paid?
    Ken

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  2. Anonymous6:26 AM

    LMAO! You are a nut. *Hugs* :)
    It was good to talk to her yesterday.:)

    Sis

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  3. First time here! Thanks for dropping by my little blog.

    Glad to hear that your Mom is doing well! I am trying to get my Mom hooked up too!!! She is fussy though, he has to be more of a handy man than anything else.

    I read through quite a bit of your blog and loved all your trip adventures. One day I want to do a road trip across Canada and back through the states.

    I will be back!
    Albert

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  4. I love how you say no Tom, "little Dick", or Harry need apply!
    Ha!
    You'll have mom fixed up with a beau in no time!
    Oh, I'm glad that you & Mikey (captain caveman) have found each other's sites, too!
    Have you checked out It's Raining Men?
    ~mo

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  5. I hope you find a catch for your mom. She deserves someone who will treat her right.

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  6. "is there a commission paid?"

    Find a guy, we'll talk.

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  7. "LMAO! You are a nut."

    Hey, I just trying to help here.

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  8. "First time here! Thanks for dropping by my little blog.
    I will be back!"

    I'm enjoying your's also.

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  9. "I love how you say no Tom, "little Dick", or Harry need apply!"

    Well it's true!

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  10. "I hope you find a catch for your mom. She deserves someone who will treat her right."

    Your right, she does.

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