Thursday, August 02, 2007

funny friday

It's been sooo busy in the Salon, so here's a quick silly post.


1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?

Unique Up On It.


2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?

Tame Way.


3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest ?

They Take The Psycho Path


4. How Do You Get Holy Water?

You Boil The Hell Out Of It


5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?

Dam!


6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?

Polaroid's


7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?

A Stick


8. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?

Nacho Cheese.


9. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?

Spoiled Milk.


10. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?

Frostbite.


11. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?

A Nervous Wreck.


12. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?

Anyone Can Roast Beef.


13. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?

Right Where You Left Him.


14. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?

Because They Have Big Fingers .


15. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?

Because It Scares The Dog.


16. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?

Sanka.


17. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover ?!

The Location Of The Dirt Bag.


18. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?

A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang!
A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack.


19. How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same?

Some body's Gonna Lose A Trailer!

And of course, I can't post without a pic.

Here's some more garden.

Have a great weekend!

10 comments:

  1. nice laugh this morning. i am going to tell these to the grandsons!

    smiles, bee

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  2. Anonymous11:09 AM

    Nutters. :) Have a good weekend, Bro.

    *hugs*

    Sis

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  3. Do you like busy days in the salon? I think that's the way I'd like it....but definitely don't want to be overworked and out of control. Are those Black Eyed Susans? Our neighbors have some...and, it's funny, because we were just looking at them last night and talking about getting some. They seem to do very well with little maintenance.

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  4. Damn - those were funny! Thanks for the laugh!

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  5. nacho cheese was the hit of our three first grade classes two years ago. they couldn't stop laughing. we heard the joke for months..............................

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  6. nacho cheese was the hit of our three first grade classes two years ago. they couldn't stop laughing. we heard the joke for months..............................

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  7. nacho cheese was the hit of our three first grade classes two years ago. they couldn't stop laughing. we heard the joke for months..............................

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  8. Oooo so preeeeety them there flowers...*winks*

    P.s
    Hi friends,
    Just a 'quicky' to let you know my blog address has changed LOL
    The old address was too similar to that of 'Pride of Place' & I have been asked to change it.
    New address is
    http://blogshaney.blogspot.com
    Sorry for the hassle
    Hugs
    Shaney

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  9. GROAN! But I loved 'em all!

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  10. Ycute jokes. I love good puns. The flowers are purdy too

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