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Resimay To hoom it mae cunsern,
I waunt to apply for the computa job what I saw in the paper. I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.
I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me well. Certain men and all the ladies.
Im lookin for a Jobb as a computa mann but it musent be to complicaited.
I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety. My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,
I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.
hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.
Sinseerly,
BRYAN nikname Beefy
PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me. .
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Employer's response:.....
Dear Beefy-I mean Bryan,
It's OK honey, we've got spell check. You're hired.
Have a great weekend!
So...???
ReplyDeleteAre you implying that there is something wrong with this obviously well qualified man's resume?
Anyone can see that he is fit for the job.
:) [drool, drool, drool]
Oh yeah, good old spell check really 'cums' in handy when you need it! ; )
ReplyDeleteSteven
I've got a job for him...
ReplyDeleteI've got a position for him too! :) I mean, wouldn't you hire him? I mean, he looks creative. :P
ReplyDeletehis terra call.
ReplyDeleteLOL!
ReplyDeleteMy mother sent me this exact same thing in my e-mail. :)