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Friday, April 11, 2008

funny friday

Our ff this week comes from Dave in......actually, I don't know where the hell he is at the moment, but anyway, here goes......

This guy ended up with an older woman at a club last night.
She looked OK for a 57 -year-old.
In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and he found himself thinking that she probably had a hot daughter. They drank a bit, and had a bit of a snuggle, and she asked if he'd ever had a Sportsman's Double. 'What's that?' he asked 'It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said.

He said, 'No' - excitedly.
They drank a bit more, and then she says that tonight was 'your lucky night'.

They went back to her place.
She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: 'Mom, you still awake?

tee hee, I thought that was soo funny!
We have a great weekend planned, I'll tell you more later. How about you?

Have a great weekend!


  1. I have to say that I'm glad you did not post a visual. ;)

    (Thanks, as ever, for the chuckle)

  2. Anonymous7:03 AM

    That's a great way to start the weekend. :)

    You guys have fun!



  3. have fun this weekend and don't work!!! for goodness sakes relax a little...

    and the joke is in my mind for the duration! ha ha ha

    smiles, bee

  4. Very funny Wayne, I love your 'ff' gives me a good start to the weekend. :)

  5. Did you guys have a good weekend? IT was nice for the rain to finally stop. And today..>GORGEOUS!

  6. LOL....There are times when I just wish my imagination would halt. These are such times!

    Very funny, very gross, Thankyou...*winks*

  7. Been away tending to family duties in Idaho for two weeks now, but I'm back! Looking forward to catching up with your site and the rest of the blogosphere! Cheers.