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Friday, July 11, 2008

funny friday with flowers

First, our ff.......
Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven.
When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven: don't step on the ducks!"
So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one.
Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw.
St. Peter chains them together and says, "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!"
The next day, the second woman accidentally steps on a duck and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing. With him is another extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first woman.
The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps.
She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St. Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on .. very tall, long eyelashes, muscular, and thin.

St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.
The happy woman says, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?"
The guy says, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck!"

It's been another busy week in the Salon. Of course it helps that we were closed 2 days last week. But this weekend is looking good weather wise, so I hope to get some yard work done, and wax one of the cars. And get the mo-ho cleaned up for another trip! 6 down and 8 more to go!
And of course a few more flower pics!

Two Astrantia's

Pink and a Pale Yellow Yarrow and a burgundy Bee Balm.

Have a great weekend!


  1. Seriously, I want to see your yard. How come we haven't been invited for dinner? It's Ben isn't it???? lol ;P

    Love the pics and have a great weekend!

  2. If stepping on a duck gets you chained to a man, ugly or not, or all eternity, where are the ducks?


  3. Oh duck that was funny! ;)

    Nice pics Wayne.

  4. Anonymous10:00 AM

    haha...that was a good one. And I must have stepped on a duck at some point, because I have been chained to my Marc, for years now.
    Ken of San Diego

  5. Your flower pictures are so lovely - after the past few summers of near-drought, it's so nice to see the lushness of your garden with all the rain we've gotten this year.
    Your bee balm is a wonderful burgundy color!
    Have a great weekend,

  6. I love your Astrantia photos.The Bee Balms always remind me of the Fraggles.Hope the weather is kind to you.Thanks for dropping by!