Friday, August 22, 2008

funny friday

Rumor has it at the strip mall our Salon is in, is that it's in the process of being sold. The good news is a local person is buying it so we'll have local management instead of out of town management. And our current owner is such a (!)! The bad news........Can't think of any right now. With 11 out of 21 store fronts empty, I don't think they'd raise the rent. There are a lot of empty store fronts on this side of town.
But anywho....
on with our ff.........

We all know those cute little computer symbols called 'emoticons,' where:

:-) means a smile and
:- ( is a frown.

Well, how about some 'ASSICONS?'
Here goes:

(_!_) a regular ass
.
(__!__) a fat ass
.
(!) a tight ass
.
(_*_) a sore ass
.
{_!_} a swishy ass
.
(_o_) an ass that's been around
.
(_x_)kiss my ass
.
(_X_) leave my ass alone
.
(_zzz_) a tired ass
.
(_E=mc2_) a smart ass
.
(_$_) Money coming out of his ass
.
(_?_) Dumb Ass

Did anyone notice I used an assicon in my post! tee hee!
So there you go, some new assicons to use in your correspondence! tee hee!

Have a great weekend!

4 comments:

  1. Not only amusing but educational today! I particularly liked "smart ass".

    Here's hoping the new owner/management will be able to attract additional businesses.

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  2. I noticed it but I thought it was your way of using a swear word. LOL NOW I see the assicon.

    Good luck with the new owner, whenever he shows up. Let us know how that turns out.

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  3. Anonymous10:59 AM

    Haha. :)

    Have a good weekend, bro. :)

    *hugs*

    Sis

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