so on with our ff........
A maid asked for a pay increase.
The wife was very upset about this and asked: "Now, Maria, why do you want a pay increase?" Maria: "Well Señora, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The first is that I iron better than you."
Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?"
Maria: "Your husband said so."
Wife: "Oh."
Maria: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you."
Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?"
Maria: "Your husband did."
Wife: "Oh."
Maria: "My third reason is that I am a better lover than you."
Wife (really furious now): "Did my husband say that as well?"
Maria: "No Señora, the gardener did."
I bet she got the raise!
have a great weekend!
Yoour ff reminded me of the line from the story of Samson: "If you had not plowed with my heifer, you would not have solved my riddle." Perhaps he the line would be "if you had not dug with my hoe..." ;)
ReplyDeleteAny chance I can get a Cut-n-Curl today? I'll settle for a Fluff-n-Fold if that's all you have time for.
ReplyDeleteIt took a second for me but then the light bulb came on! Haha very funny!
ReplyDeleteKind of like the joke where the little boy tells his mom that he saw his father in bed with the maid. She tells him to later say out loud at a family dinner with all the grandparents, aunts and uncles what he saw. He stands up and says "Last night I saw Daddy naked in bed with the maid doing the exact same thing that mommy and the mailman do!
O_U
Hope you guys have a good weekend! :)
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