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Friday, November 07, 2008

funny friday

I rear-ended a car this morning.
So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car.
You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things just seem funny?
Yeah, well I couldn't believe it....
he was a DWARF!!!
He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!!!'
So, I looked down at him and said,
'Well, then which one are you?'

Have a great weekend!
ps.... no, I didn't really get in an accident. this is funny friday, remember?


  1. Anonymous6:10 AM


    Tell me it's just your funny friday, though and you did not have an accident. :|


    Have a good weekend, bro!


  2. Anonymous6:37 AM

    It sure gave me a good chuckle...but the first line scared me a bit...glad you confirmed it was just funny friday....have a great weekend
    Ken of San Diego

  3. BAAhahahahaha!!!!! XD

    You're bad Wayne! You are going to be attacked by little people! You know what.. when I get up in the morning at the end of a week, I always look forward to your funny Fridays, keep them coming! :)

  4. One of the most important rules when involved in an accident is to identify yourself. LOL!!

    (Have a great weekend! Thanks for the smile!)

  5. davidz8:23 PM

    lmao...that is so politcally incorrect...and I love it!

  6. and that's when the fight started...