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Friday, January 23, 2009

funny friday

Here's a pic of part of the back yard. Look how high the snow is on the bench and turned over bird baths! This is one of the snowiest winters we've had in a long time! But this is half the snow Grand Rapids has gotten which is 50 miles west of Lansing, and only 50 miles from Lake Michigan. My Mom, who lives in Muskegon, right on Lake Michigan, has 3 times the snow we have here! They get what's called 'lake effect' snow. The air coming across the lake, pics up moisture, and dumps it when it crosses land.
But anyway, on to our ff.........

A nun, badly needing to use to the restroom, walked into a local Hooters.

The place was hopping with music and loud conversation, and every once in a while the lights would turn off. Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers.

However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent.

She walked up to the bartender, and asked, 'May I please use the restroom?'

The bartender replied, 'OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf.'

'Well, in that case I'll just look the other way,' said the nun.

So the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant.

After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause.

She went to the bartender and said, 'Sir, I don't understand. Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?'

'Well, now they know you're one of us,' said the bartender.

'But, I still don't understand,' said the puzzled nun.

'You see,' laughed the bartender, 'every time someone lifts the fig leaf on that statue, the lights go out!
Have a great weekend!
oh, and can you believe it! this is my 500th post! WOW!


  1. That was too funny! I hope you guys have a good weekend!--Randy

  2. Anonymous8:25 PM

    Both of us being raised Catholic... that is hilarious!


  3. Congrats on 500! Here's to many more!

  4. that was pretty good. i got a good chuckle out of it.