Friday, February 20, 2009

funny friday

Larry gets home late one night and,
Linda, his wife says, 'Where in the hell have you been?'
Larry replies, 'I was out getting a tattoo.'
'A tattoo?' she frowned. 'What kind of tattoo did you get?'
'I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates,' he said proudly.
'What the hell were you thinking?, she said, shaking her head in disgust.
'Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?'

'Well, one, I like to watch my money grow.
Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.
Three, I like how money feels in my hand.
And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want.'

6 comments:

  1. Anonymous7:26 AM

    0.o
    Hahahahaha. *shakes head*

    You guys have a good weekend. :)

    *hugs*

    Sis

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  2. Okay, that was a pretty good one! Too bad I can't share it with the girls at work. LOL Have a good weekend.

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  3. That is..... Fabulous!!!

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  4. PMSL! Love it...:~)

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  5. Anonymous9:05 AM

    ROFWL(rolling on floor with laughter)
    Ken from San Diego

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