Friday, June 05, 2009

funny friday

I'm so tired, I can't stand it. But here's your ff.........

1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
2. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
3. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
4. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
5. To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
6. When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate.
7. A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
8. A thief fell and broke his leg in wet concrete. He became a hardened criminal.
9. Thieves who steal corn from a garden could be charged with stalking.
10. We'll never run out of math teachers because they always multiply.
11. When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, UCLA.
12. The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes was on shaky ground.
13. The dead batteries were donated free of charge.
14. If you take a laptop computer for a run, you could jog your memory.
15. A dentist and a manicurist fought tooth and nail.
16. What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway.)
17. I didn't know where the sun went at night, so I stayed up thinking about it until it dawned on me.

4 comments:

  1. Anonymous7:15 AM

    Lol. Such bad jokes. :)
    Get some rest before your sale. Hope it is a big success!

    *hugs*

    Sis

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  2. LOL Those were cute! Get some rest...

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  3. Oh *groan*! (but I'm passing them on! *grin*)

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  4. haha! Number 4 reminds me of the old Bugs Bunny cartoon featuring Sir Osis of Liver and Sir Loin of Beef.

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