'What is the difference between confident and confidential?'
Dad says, 'You are my son, I'm confident about that.
Your friend over there, is also my son, that's confidential! '
'Do you know the importance of a period?
'Yeah, once my sister said she missed one,
my mom fainted,
dad got a heart attack
& our driver ran away.'
Man comes home and finds his wife with his friend in bed.
He shoots his friend and kills him.
'If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends..'
Have a great weekend!