'What is the difference between confident and confidential?'
Dad says, 'You are my son, I'm confident about that.
Your friend over there, is also my son, that's confidential! '
Teacher:
'Do you know the importance of a period?
'Kid:
'Yeah, once my sister said she missed one,
my mom fainted,
dad got a heart attack
& our driver ran away.'
Man comes home and finds his wife with his friend in bed.
He shoots his friend and kills him.
Wife says,
'If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends..'
Have a great weekend!
Those were great! I'll be sharing them today. :-)--Randy
ReplyDeleteHave a good weekend! :)
ReplyDeleteThose are pretty good. On the last one though, why doesn't anyone ever off the spouse?? They always off the friend/co-worker/spouse co-worker. The spouse is the one who should know best!!
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