Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks?
There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number at 4 AM. It could be a right number.
Be careful reading the fine print. There's no way you're going to like it.
If you don't have a sense of humor, you probably don't have any sense.
Money can't buy happiness -- but somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a Corvette than in a Yugo.
Always be yourself because the people that matter don't mind, and the ones who mind, don't matter.
Have a great weekend!