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Friday, September 04, 2009

funny friday

For this week's ff, I'm showing a pic of one of my compost bins. If you look closely, you'll see a very lush happy flower. I don't know the name, but I had some in a pot last year. Yes, it's an annual, and somehow survived the winter. Now in the fall I pull all the plants out of the pots and throw them in the compost bin. It somehow survived and has come up through all the stuff I've thrown in all year.

And for you non gardening people out there that can't appreciate garden humor, here's a ff just for you.........
For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman.
One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant.
Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he said he would pay her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child.
If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18.
She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born..
To keep it discreet, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write 'Spaghetti' on the back. He would then arrange for the child support payments to begin.
One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.
'Honey, she said, 'you received a very strange post card today.'
'Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later,' he said.
The wife obeyed and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted.
On the card was written:
Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti.
Three with meatballs, two without.
Send extra sauce.

Have a great holiday weekend!

1 comment:

  1. Anonymous12:50 PM

    Guess you need to replant that one. :)

    Have a great weekend!