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A quicky post for this evening.
I don't normally post this late. Usually I'm too tired after a 10 hour day, and just want to veg in front of the TV with a cocktail. But a customer told me a story today, that was just so unbelievable, I had to share it.
She works for a division of community health. She consults pregnant unwed mothers. She was working with a young unmarried lady, ( a teenager of course) to get support from the supposed father. They had to do a DNA test to be sure. They found out he wasn't the father, she was shocked, as she hadn't had sex with any one else. Upon further questioning, the young lady, and her boyfriend were in a parked car with another couple. Apparently love was in the air, and they soon discovered the two couples only had one condom between them. So the first couple used the condom and did their thing in the front seat, and when they were done, handed it to the second couple. He turned it inside out because of the disgusting stuff in it, and then used it on his girlfriend. Do you see where this is going? And some how........she gets pregnant! And to make matters worst! The first guy who never even had sex with her is now the legal father to be! What were they thinking? Don't these kids get enough info from friends and the Internet to know better than to share condoms? And the thought of even sharing a condom.....EWWWWWWWW! And doing it in a car with someone else there? wtf!
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And then she tells me another story. This one girl not wanting to lose her boyfriend, after sex, while he was asleep, got the used condom, and went to the kitchen, got a turkey baster, and shot the sperm as far up into you know where, so she would get pregnant so he wouldn't leave her. And it worked! Baby wise anyway. When he found out, he left town and hasn't been seen since. What are these kids thinking?
Okay, I just wanted to share this. We hear so many interesting stories in the Salon.
Good night....