Birthday boy

Today's Craig's Birthday!
We don't exchange presents anymore. Haven't for years now. We both work today, so we're cutting out early, and I'll take him out for dinner. I always do some little thing. One year we went to the Casino in Mt Pleasant, where he actually won . Last year I surprised him by changing is background on his computer. He was quite surprised when he booted up, and this came up!

He really liked how I stretched it to make him look so thin. He thinks I'm some kind of computer genius. But then again, he knows even less about computers than I do. He still has this picture on his computer.
You also probably noticed, I didn't say how old he is...........Lets just say he's lots older than me!

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Okay, he caught me. He's only 2 years 9 months 7 days older.
Jeez,I think some one's a little sensitive!