The phone rings and the lady of the house answers. "Hello."
"Mrs. Ward, please."
"Speaking"
"Mrs. Ward, this is Doctor Jones at the Medical Testing Laboratory. When your doctor sent your husband's biopsy to the lab yesterday, a biopsy from another Mr. Ward arrived as well. We are now uncertain which one is your husband's. Frankly, the results are either bad or terrible."
"What do you mean?" Mrs. Ward asks nervously.
"Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's, and the other one tested positive for gonorrhea. We can't tell which your husband is."
"That's dreadful! Can't you do the test again?" asked Mrs. Ward.
"Normally we can, but Medicare will only pay for these expensive tests one time."
"Well, what am I supposed to do now?"
"The people at Medicare recommend that you drop your husband off somewhere in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him."
And of course I need to post a pic, so here's my latest attempt at catching rabbits.
I believe it's a squirrel. I guess they like apples too!
Have a great weekend!
looks like you have caught everything BUT a rabbit.
ReplyDeleteBefore I got to the caption under the picture, I was going to comment that the animal certainly did not look like a rabbit.
ReplyDeleteLoved the funny!!!
Haha. :) And yeah, very strange looking rabbit. Lol. :)
ReplyDeleteYou guys have a good weekend.
*hugs*
Sis
it's a rabbit mutant??? ha ha
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Heh. When I heard that joke, it was "The two Mrs. Smiths," alzheimers and AIDS, and the punch line was "send her out for coffee. If she makes it back, don't f*ck her."
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