1. IF MAN EVOLVED FROM MONKEYS AND APES, WHY DO WE STILL HAVE MONKEYS AND APES?
2. IF A DEAF PERSON SWEARS, DOES HIS MOTHER WASH HIS HANDS WITH SOAP?
3. IF SOMEONE WITH MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES THREATENS TO KILL HIMSELF, IS IT CONSIDERED A HOSTAGE SITUATION?
4. WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU SEE AN ENDANGERED ANIMAL EATING AN ENDANGERED PLANT?
5. WHY DO THEY LOCK GAS STATION BATHROOMS? ARE THEY AFRAID SOMEONE WILL CLEAN THEM?
6. IF A TURTLE DOESN'T HAVE A SHELL, IS HE HOMELESS OR NAKED?
7. CAN VEGETARIANS EAT ANIMAL CRACKERS?
8. IF THE POLICE ARREST A MIME, DO THEY TELL HIM HE HAS THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT?
10. WHAT WAS THE BEST THING BEFORE SLICED BREAD?
11. HOW IS IT POSSIBLE TO HAVE A CIVIL WAR?
12. IF ONE SYNCHRONIZED SWIMMER DROWNS, DO THE REST DROWN TOO?
13. IF YOU TRY TO FAIL, AND SUCCEED, WHICH HAVE YOU DONE?
14. WHOSE CRUEL IDEA WAS IT FOR THE WORD 'LISP' TO HAVE AN 'S' IN IT?
15. WHY ARE HEMORRHOIDS CALLED 'HEMORRHOIDS' INSTEAD OF 'ASSTEROIDS'?
16. WHY IS IT CALLED TOURIST SEASON IF WE CAN'T SHOOT THEM?
17. WHY IS THERE AN EXPIRATION DATE ON SOUR CREAM?
Just some things I think about........
Have a great weekend!
I thank you for giving me something productive to think about at work today. Now the day will not be a waste! *grin*
ReplyDeleteThe "civil war" one would make a great bumper sticker.
(Lemuel)
Some good ones here. Hope you guys have a good weekend. :)
ReplyDeleteWhat are you doing the end of June?
Sis
Oh my WORD, but that is funny! There is not a one that I can point out as best cause they all had me giggling!!!! Thanks a bunch for the laugh...Jennifer
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