'That is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch, while I prove it to you.'
The barber put a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other.
He then asked the boy a question.
'Which would you like to have, Son?'
The boy took both quarters, and left the dollar.
'What did I tell you?' said the barber. 'That kid is the dumbest! He never learns!'
Later, when the customer left, he saw the boy coming out of the ice cream store so he asked, 'Hey, kid! Why did you take the two quarters instead of the dollar bill?'
The boy licked his cone and replied,
'Because the day I take that dollar, the game is over!'
Have a great weekend!